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the account says parody, but the message rings true

the account says parody, but the message rings true
Repairs up to 2 years of damage…
Repairs up to 2 years of damage…
Cats caught mid-sneeze.
Cats caught mid-sneeze.
This is just mean. Sad and mean.
This is just mean. Sad and mean.
How I spend the entirety of my workday
How I spend the entirety of my workday
Boycotting tea.
Boycotting tea.
Words.
Words.
Understanding my human.
Understanding my human.
One of Pixar’s darker jokes
One of Pixar’s darker jokes
So this is why people with cats never find true love.
So this is why people with cats never find true love.
Yes, it’s true.
Yes, it’s true.
I totally need to make these.
I totally need to make these.
My graduation present.
My graduation present.
It was the only thing to do…
It was the only thing to do…
Dogs caught mid-sneeze.
Dogs caught mid-sneeze.
The first word I want to teach my kids.
The first word I want to teach my kids.
cheerios+and+bourbon
cheerios and bourbon
The+answer+is+yes.+I+do.
The answer is yes. I do.
Don%26%238217%3Bt+even+say+hi
Don’t even say hi
As+if+1-13+weren%26%238217%3Bt+impossible+enough%2C+wait+until+you+see+14%21
As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!
Join the conversation
This+kid+has+a+bright+future+in+politics
This kid has a bright future in politics
666+is+divisible+by+3
666 is divisible by 3
Note+to+self%3A+don%26%238217%3Bt+try+this+in+the+office
Note to self: don’t try this in the office
justice+served
justice served
I%26%238217%3Bd+like+to+pay+with+a+laser+light+show%2C+please
I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please
He+just+needs+to+find+his+perfect+pizza+match
He just needs to find his perfect pizza match
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+see+the+problem
I don’t see the problem
Funny%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+also+a+self-contained+unit
Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit