No, I did not eat the sprinkles…
You’re not fooling anyone…
Best birthday ever…
Baby rhino kisses.
Will you be my Valentine?
Theory vs. Truth.
Every theater needs this.
Russel Crowe talking to his fans.
She loves me.
Watching Disney movies backwards.
You’re a pretty princess too!
Giving advice on the internet.
Dwights idea of Valentine’s day.
As per the rules of Chess, she can move in any direction.
Loki failing to keep it subtle
It’s people like this.
Wind turbines are ugly.
Join the conversation
And I’m Pickle Riiiiiick!
Protesting Nike while wearing Nikes. Shill 101.
Happy belated, buddy
The science of how mediocre guys get all the ladies.
Do you have a history of mental illness in your family?
They’re setting themselves up for a lifetime of disappointment…
Until next time, good buddy.