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Bill Dauterive wouldn’t eat his neighbor, though.

Bill Dauterive wouldn't eat his neighbor, though.
Why do I even try…
Why do I even try…
The moon is a goldfish.
The moon is a goldfish.
Bzzzzzzzap.
Bzzzzzzzap.
Hyyyyuck.
Hyyyyuck.
Toddlers are pretty OK at putting groceries away.
Toddlers are pretty OK at putting groceries away.
Consent is good practice.
Consent is good practice.
Find someone whom looks at you the way kitty looks at pizza.
Find someone whom looks at you the way kitty looks at pizza.
What more do you want from me, father?
What more do you want from me, father?
Cash.
Cash.
I divorce you.
I divorce you.
Pick two.
Pick two.
Proper frolic form, 10/10.
Proper frolic form, 10/10.
Stay safe out there, Nigeria.
Stay safe out there, Nigeria.
SnooooooooooooOOOOOOOP
SnooooooooooooOOOOOOOP
The physics check out.
The physics check out.
Party+like+it%26%238217%3Bs+%2419.95.
Party like it’s $19.95.
This+boy+is+ugly.
This boy is ugly.
There%26%238217%3Bs+an+app+for+that.
There’s an app for that.
I+said+sit%21%21%21
I said sit!!!
Join the conversation
Pick+two%26%238230%3B
Pick two…
Japanese+vending+machines.
Japanese vending machines.
My+Precious%21%21%21
My Precious!!!
Puppy+missile.
Puppy missile.
Mini+Scissorhands.
Mini Scissorhands.
Truth.
Truth.
Welcome+to+the+hood.
Welcome to the hood.
I%26%238217%3Bm+going+to+need+some+of+these.
I’m going to need some of these.