A kidney stone under an electron microscope.

A kidney stone under an electron microscope.

but… but… what happens if a werewolf bites a wolf?

but… but… what happens if a werewolf bites a wolf?

whatever pays the bills

whatever pays the bills

this is me

i need more popcorn

i need more popcorn

Idle Hands

grandparents have more fun

grandparents have more fun

I never thought about it that way.

I never thought about it that way.

cinematic perfection

cinematic perfection

a bold strategy

a bold strategy

i’d prefer the cupcake

i’d prefer the cupcake

i don’t want my apartment to smell like stale beer and cheese too

i don’t want my apartment to smell like stale beer and cheese too

sharks are so relatable

sharks are so relatable

clark kent – click bait artist

clark kent – click bait artist

elementary school trauma revisited

elementary school trauma revisited

I’m not responsible for me when I’m drunk

I’m not responsible for me when I’m drunk