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classic calculator joke

calculator with boobies typed into it
When I’m stroking the softest kitten on my lap while she keeps purring and digging dagger-like claws into my thigh.
When I’m stroking the softest kitten on my lap while she keeps purring and digging dagger-like claws into my thigh.
The colors of the wind
The colors of the wind
The New Neighbors
The New Neighbors
Oooooof
Oooooof
Monkeys will never be your friend.
Monkeys will never be your friend.
But what’s your sign?
But what’s your sign?
Trends that made a comeback
Trends that made a comeback
What would you really do, though?
What would you really do, though?
Adulthood
Adulthood
It’s just a phase…
It’s just a phase…
Cotton Candy? Yes Please
Cotton Candy? Yes Please
How many times did he faceplant before he got it?
How many times did he faceplant before he got it?
They tried to make Patrick Stewart wear a wig for Captain Picard. Here’s the test photo.
They tried to make Patrick Stewart wear a wig for Captain Picard. Here’s the test photo.
How to make serious threats and be taken seriously.
How to make serious threats and be taken seriously.
Yeah but it works…
Yeah but it works…
there%26%238217%3Bs+always+a+next+time
there’s always a next time
fred+was+just+fred
fred was just fred
organic+gluten+free+bears
organic gluten free bears
brain+is+broken
brain is broken
Join the conversation
heartworming
heartworming
the+milk+crate+challenge
the milk crate challenge
I+think+i%26%238217%3Bm+hilarious
I think i’m hilarious
is+this+the+world%26%238217%3Bs+scariest+spider%3F
is this the world’s scariest spider?
stepping+out+of+your+dietary+comfort+zone
stepping out of your dietary comfort zone
modern+problem+solving
modern problem solving
welp%2C+looks+like+i%26%238217%3Bm+not+getting+sleep+tonight
welp, looks like i’m not getting sleep tonight
committing+this+to+memory
committing this to memory