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mario kart haiku
mario kart haiku
goths need dating apps, too
goths need dating apps, too
voodoo as a last resort
voodoo as a last resort
there’s a certificate and everything
there’s a certificate and everything
they’re both just so over each other’s bs
they’re both just so over each other’s bs
finding beauty in the broken
finding beauty in the broken
bonk
bonk
there’s just nothing like it
there’s just nothing like it
why stop at just one watermelon?
why stop at just one watermelon?
halloween costume idea
halloween costume idea
she’s come for your soul
she’s come for your soul
funny but true
funny but true
double the dinner double the heartburn
double the dinner double the heartburn
there a surprising number of shades of black
there a surprising number of shades of black
reverse john wick
reverse john wick
The+Denny%26%238217%3Bs+tumblr+account+is+no+longer+legally+affiliated+with+the+restaurant.
The Denny’s tumblr account is no longer legally affiliated with the restaurant.
what+have+you+seen
what have you seen
A+wholesome+NYC+experience.
A wholesome NYC experience.
Serving+and+protecing.
Serving and protecing.
Join the conversation
Make+Vending+Machines+Great+Again
Make Vending Machines Great Again
Doing+my+best.
Doing my best.
Apparently+after+too+many+beers+I+decided+to+mobile+deposit+this+photo+as+a+10k+check.+They+were+surprisingly+nice+about+it+all.
Apparently after too many beers I decided to mobile deposit this photo as a 10k check. They were surprisingly nice about it all.
Do+you+even+meow%3F
Do you even meow?
When+your+wife+is+actually+garbage.
When your wife is actually garbage.
Water+vs+alcohol
Water vs alcohol
Quite+frankly%2C+Susan%26%238230%3B
Quite frankly, Susan…
This+kid+Risks.
This kid Risks.