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When a girl asks me out…
Scumbag ice dispenser.
Typeface designed for doctors.
Just a baby otter.
Toyz N the Hood.
There are two kinds of people in the world.
How I sit when I start using the computer.
Fortune 500 in the year 2030.
When someone calls ‘shotgun.’
Real reason 50 Shades is $exy.
I don’t like morning people…
Movie posters with one letter removed.
Suck the solar system.
I also do children’s birthdays.
Finnish F1 driver lets female journalist drive his rally car on ice
My Whole Life Is A Complete Lie
That’s not a real chicken
Join the conversation
You wot hooman?
But I Thought Those Were…What?
Make It, Eat It, Thank Me Later
It’s Actually Pretty Simple
Lies We Tell Ourselves As We Age
He only showed her parts of Asia and Africa…
Hi Cat, We Are Dogs, We Love You!