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*clears throat to let them know you’re there – aggressively*

it’s more than you’d think
it’s more than you’d think
it knows
it knows
when you can no longer deny it
when you can no longer deny it
they never miss an opportunity
they never miss an opportunity
taco bell sounds good right about now
taco bell sounds good right about now
heroes in a half mural
heroes in a half mural
sesame street after dark
sesame street after dark
is there a doctor around?
is there a doctor around?
playing hooman isn’t very fun
playing hooman isn’t very fun
he’s actually quite accomplished
he’s actually quite accomplished
leave him lumped
leave him lumped
especially in that hat
especially in that hat
now please let me finish
now please let me finish
this happens way too often
this happens way too often
only makes me want to watch venmo 2 more
only makes me want to watch venmo 2 more
That+awkward+moment+when%26%238230%3B
That awkward moment when…
What+Beauty+and+the+Beast+teaches+us.
What Beauty and the Beast teaches us.
Hey+Pro-Lifers%26%238230%3B
Hey Pro-Lifers…
You+keep+using+those+words%26%238230%3B
You keep using those words…
Join the conversation
100+things+to+do+before+you+die.
100 things to do before you die.
McHitler.
McHitler.
Smell+like+a+monster%21
Smell like a monster!
Words.
Words.
Hate+when+that+happens.
Hate when that happens.
Best+birth+control+ever.
Best birth control ever.
Can%26%238217%3Bt+tell+if+trolling+or+stupid.
Can’t tell if trolling or stupid.
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.