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Dead Chicken With Old Milk

Dead Chicken With Old Milk
Adults lie constantly.
Adults lie constantly.
A brave new world we live in!
A brave new world we live in!
My picnic now…
My picnic now…
Are you not amused?
Are you not amused?
Gravestone of Elija Bond, Inventor of the Ouija Board.
Gravestone of Elija Bond, Inventor of the Ouija Board.
When your significant other cat[ches] you cheating…
When your significant other cat[ches] you cheating…
Some people don’t even need a wire tap…
Some people don’t even need a wire tap…
Safety first, bork later.
Safety first, bork later.
He’s tryin’ his best…
He’s tryin’ his best…
Used blood for lease.
Used blood for lease.
Flew better than the MAX…
Flew better than the MAX…
*confused celebrating*
*confused celebrating*
I do love a salad…
I do love a salad…
Inner beaty is your Trump card.
Inner beaty is your Trump card.
Where does he come from? Where does he go?
Where does he come from? Where does he go?