smoke whisperer

You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.

Friendly reminder to move on.

Ye Olde Barber Shoppe’s are an essential service, prove me wrong.

It is finished, it is done…

Recycling 2020…

Use the black arts wisely.

Cheap entertainment!

Life is short, by Jack Dorsey.

Best not breath at me…

People believe in themselves a little too much, it seems, sirca 1902.

Circa 70s conversation pits need to make a comeback.

C’mon, guy… let’s move past this already.

And that’s just fine right now, Stu.

Cats keep it pretty simple…

DIY Homer’s spice rack from the Simpsons