c’mon human, hurry it up, i got Zs to catch
Accurate pie chart.
That explains everything…
When I walk into a public bathroom.
You sleeping yet?
Texting with parents…
Stop motion arcade.
Fruit Ninja IRL.
Sad Spiderman is sad.
How to be a jerk.
This job isn’t for everyone…
Always be yourself…. except…
The cat was excited I got an XBox…
It really can be that simple.
Thanks, Jackie. Agree bigly. Outstanding man, this one.
I would watch this Gisney adaptation.
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Swords are the obvious solution.
He’s been out with Joe…
Got dammit, Emily…
This is the diplomacy we needed.
I could live in this simulation…
California firefighter herding a gaggle of Alpacas to safety.
This is absurd, honestly.
There’s a PSA in here somewhere…