code plagiarist

did he do it?

that’s a loaded question

that’s a loaded question

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

spitting venom

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

wasted gems

time to cry!

send dudes, not nudes

send dudes, not nudes

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw

And you give that subtle approving head nod

And you give that subtle approving head nod