Just a couple of beautiful tortoises’.

Photoshop for the celiac.

It fits.

Eat it and weep, loser

Jesus moves.

We never saw it coming…

It’s different, kid.

Have you seen Paul Rudd’s face, though?

*happy Weyerhaeuser noises*

Anthropologist Grover Krantz donated his body to science with the stipulation that his dog stay close to him. Now their bones dance forever, the curs-ed dance, exclusively at the Smithsonian.

When I dip you dip we dip.

Fish are people, too, apparently.

Be good to your gran.

Nobody cleans up around this got dam house… – Mouse, probably.

Beware the oil baron.

I approve of this body art.