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FaceID challenge accepted.

FaceID challenge accepted.
need to find my chill faster
need to find my chill faster
who starts a conversation like that?
who starts a conversation like that?
one doesn’t just bite the corner off a pizza roll and blow into it
one doesn’t just bite the corner off a pizza roll and blow into it
unnecessary hashtags
unnecessary hashtags
dislike congress? wolves
dislike congress? wolves
the tactical ferret
the tactical ferret
every saturday
every saturday
kids make the rules
kids make the rules
it’s like scientists don’t watch movies at all
it’s like scientists don’t watch movies at all
be excellent to each other
be excellent to each other
why i don’t own any plants
why i don’t own any plants
devilishly good
devilishly good
i give up
i give up
been cutting frozen pizza wrong all these years
been cutting frozen pizza wrong all these years
toddlers wake up and choose violence
toddlers wake up and choose violence
Soup+of+the+day.
Soup of the day.
All+I+ever+wished+for%26%238230%3B
All I ever wished for…
This+is+what+happens+when+your+daughter+watches+twilight%26%238230%3B
This is what happens when your daughter watches twilight…
Trash+bins+around+the+world.
Trash bins around the world.
Join the conversation
Recovering+from+chemotherapy.
Recovering from chemotherapy.
I+think+a+koala+just+hit+on+me%26%238230%3B
I think a koala just hit on me…
I%26%238217%3Bm+a+fangirl%26%238230%3B
I’m a fangirl…
I%26%238217%3Bm+not+sure+what+race+I+am%26%238230%3B
I’m not sure what race I am…
The+science+of+dogs
The science of dogs
I+forgot+how+to+woman.
I forgot how to woman.
Something+to+think+about%26%238230%3B
Something to think about…
This+is+where+I+would+put+my+scratch+post%26%238230%3B
This is where I would put my scratch post…