Good night, good boy.

Good night, good boy.

via @seebangnow

thanks but no thanks

thanks but no thanks

it was his birthday quesadilla

it was his birthday quesadilla

jeffrey dahmer the people nommer

jeffrey dahmer the people nommer

just don’t say pete davidson three times in a row

just don’t say pete davidson three times in a row

pass me some coal

pass me some coal

Divorce papers incoming

Divorce papers incoming

one reason you should never lie on your dating profile

clever cat hack

clever cat hack

decepticons attack!

decepticons attack!

i didn’t know this was a real tool – i just thought it was a staind song

i didn’t know this was a real tool – i just thought it was a staind song

the original viagra

the original viagra

this dog is cooler than i’ll ever be

this dog is cooler than i’ll ever be

Psycho test. Are you one?

Psycho test. Are you one?

that’s part of the point though, isn’t it?

that’s part of the point though, isn’t it?

gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today

gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today