The size of Hagrid’s huntsman spider

The size of Hagrid's huntsman spider

I just want someone to look at me like this man looks at his flannel.

I just want someone to look at me like this man looks at his flannel.

Suddenly Gary.

You are not dead until you are warm and dead, essentially.

You are not dead until you are warm and dead, essentially.

The hoppening.

A bulldozer falling through the sea ice in Antarctica. RIP In Ice.

A bulldozer falling through the sea ice in Antarctica. RIP In Ice.

Be best for them.

Be best for them.

…I am not a racist and I did nothing wrong. – Business Owner

…I am not a racist and I did nothing wrong. – Business Owner

It sheds the meat.

It sheds the meat.

*confused gaming*

*confused gaming*

You will miss one hundred percent of the shots you do not take.

You will miss one hundred percent of the shots you do not take.

Praise him.

If you’re going to be a jerk, consider not leaving the house.

If you’re going to be a jerk, consider not leaving the house.

The timing is impeccable. #bernonedown

The timing is impeccable. #bernonedown

Here is a matte black aeroplane.

Here is a matte black aeroplane.

What is thot, anyway?

What is thot, anyway?