The size of Hagrid’s huntsman spider

Every friend I have that works at Apple or Google…

Looking up from under a microscope

Halloweeeeeeeeen is coming!

Being Catholic.

The irony of life.

I wish it was this easy to get time off work

Should have checked himself…poor guy

Dad, I’m not feeling sleepy yet.

With meats, Japan uses labels with changing colors based on the level of ammonia the food emits as it ages

They say the universe is continually expanding…

Imagine planning a party

Heard you failed English…

That’s my favorite animal!

Vote Odin

Every time a girl says hi to me.