Everything breaks.

Everything breaks.

Being nice never worked, anyway

Being nice never worked, anyway

What if I use bitcoin?

What if I use bitcoin?

*unplugs router*

*unplugs router*

only teaching it more curse words

only teaching it more curse words

gotta hydrate for spitting straight fire

gotta hydrate for spitting straight fire

Pitching this to Hollywood

Pitching this to Hollywood

don’t check my twitter

don’t check my twitter

…and give you a hug

…and give you a hug

worth the risk

Mid-life cat crisis

Mid-life cat crisis

You first. No, you, I insist!

You first. No, you, I insist!

chemistry jokes for dads 101

chemistry jokes for dads 101

30 is the new 13

30 is the new 13

ultimate power

i see a white light

i see a white light