It’s possible that you are the reason I am so happy.

It's possible that you are the reason I am so happy.

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Remember this when the everyone starts the campaign promise train.

Remember this when the everyone starts the campaign promise train.

Ti[t]s the season, to give a squeezin’.

Ti[t]s the season, to give a squeezin’.

baaaa. GOK!

…even Mickey supports HK.

…even Mickey supports HK.

Amber Guyger – A Tribute

Amber Guyger – A Tribute

Generic Elementary School

Generic Elementary School

Those things are ticking time bags… – Michael Scott, actually.

Those things are ticking time bags… – Michael Scott, actually.

We will not entertain this methodology…

We will not entertain this methodology…

Balloon released into a storm cloud with a copper wire hanging down to Earth:

Balloon released into a storm cloud with a copper wire hanging down to Earth:

Never trust a pangwang.

Never trust a pangwang.

thee didn’t readeth this far down, shakespear, belike.

thee didn’t readeth this far down, shakespear, belike.

Honestly, you’re a terrible person and should share a similar fate.

Honestly, you’re a terrible person and should share a similar fate.

*laughs nervously in CIA*

*laughs nervously in CIA*

Nobody will take care of you.

Nobody will take care of you.

Papa is omnipresent…

Papa is omnipresent…