Feeling Lucky?

It’s possible that you are the reason I am so happy.

It's possible that you are the reason I am so happy.

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I’m not a stalker…
I’m not a stalker…
Do want.
Do want.
Message received.
Message received.
Cats are jerks.
Cats are jerks.
Dark side of the U.S. Presidency.
Dark side of the U.S. Presidency.
What I think one inch is.
What I think one inch is.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
Oh Disney.
Oh Disney.
More wishes!
More wishes!
Even girls don’t understand girls.
Even girls don’t understand girls.
The truth about thongs.
The truth about thongs.
Every time.
Every time.
Anatomy of a song.
Anatomy of a song.
My nails are still drying but I need to pee!!!
My nails are still drying but I need to pee!!!
Cats.
Cats.
this+is+a+real+animal%3F
this is a real animal?
all+looks+like+lasagna+to+me
all looks like lasagna to me
thwip+thwip
thwip thwip
and+now+this+version+is+stuck+in+my+head
and now this version is stuck in my head
Join the conversation
hopefully+they+were+all+planned
hopefully they were all planned
always+bring+a+condor
always bring a condor
laundromat+gym+combo
laundromat gym combo
i+hate+this
i hate this
figure+escaping
figure escaping
your+dad+has+hair
your dad has hair
pheasants+and+their+enemies
pheasants and their enemies
suspiciously+delicious
suspiciously delicious