In partnership with the National Runaway Safeline. Catch a Greyhound home…

*grabs industrial strength Nair*

The vampires are doing science.

Ban teleprompters!

She mad.

My posterity will not forget this generosity…

Cowboys like us.

You literally can make that up, Joey.

👁️👄👁️ tell me I’m beautiful.

People called Brad have it easy.

There’s a memorial sitting on the Moon for every astronaut who died in the pursuit of space exploration, including Russian Cosmonauts, allegedly.

Elmo need a tickle?

Today was a pretty good day.

Gets me every time…

Honestly, who throws a cat?

The child is a got dam gymnast.