Get the bone rattler…

Get the bone rattler...

Shhh…

Starbucks, circa Al-Ula, Saudi Arabia.

Starbucks, circa Al-Ula, Saudi Arabia.

OK dad it’s getting a lil weird now…

OK dad it’s getting a lil weird now…

Beware the arms of Lake Maiden.

Beware the arms of Lake Maiden.

This is what it’s like when alli[gato] attack.

This is what it’s like when alli[gato] attack.

Wow… kids are so neat. – Gato, probably.

Wow… kids are so neat. – Gato, probably.

*sad kermie noises*

*sad kermie noises*

Always has been.

Always has been.

We must go back, honestly.

We must go back, honestly.

Redundant jewellery is redundant jewellery.

Redundant jewellery is redundant jewellery.

Words

We do live in a simulation.

We do live in a simulation.

You can’t keep doing this, Ted.

You can’t keep doing this, Ted.

Pigeons are not great at motherhood.

Pigeons are not great at motherhood.

Let the cats use cutlary.

Let the cats use cutlary.