classic song

classic song

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

more stores need this on display

more stores need this on display

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

mental health matters

mental health matters

and now so do i

and now so do i

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

don’t they smell amazing?

don’t they smell amazing?

i know how capitalism works

i know how capitalism works

for those about to rock, neil salutes you

for those about to rock, neil salutes you

both need to go out at least twice a day

both need to go out at least twice a day

you almost sunk my battleship

you almost sunk my battleship

I love falling asleep to the sound of rain

I love falling asleep to the sound of rain

i don’t want it

i don’t want it

this joke is horseshit

this joke is horseshit