compliments to the chef

If you want to steal the Lithuanian declaration of independence, you must challenge the man in the corner.

If you want to steal the Lithuanian declaration of independence, you must challenge the man in the corner.

This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.

This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.

I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…

I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…

Let the statistiacally average lady speak.

Let the statistiacally average lady speak.

Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?

Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?

Well worn knives.

Well worn knives.

The duck is a lie.

The duck is a lie.

#SLIDESFORPUGS

Boing, boing machine demands belly rubs.

Boing, boing machine demands belly rubs.

This is b-e-a-utiful.

This is b-e-a-utiful.

Calm down, David; We believe in us.

Calm down, David; We believe in us.

Steven Spielberg chilling with Jaws. Roundabouts 1975.

Steven Spielberg chilling with Jaws. Roundabouts 1975.

This is something people have conversations about, even.

This is something people have conversations about, even.

She can do better.

She can do better.

The new local dog park checks out.

The new local dog park checks out.