but… what would this actually accomplish?
Every waiter knows
What my friend says when he’s trying to hit on a straight guy.
Twas the nizzle before christmizzle
Whenever you feel sad…
My kind of workout.
Official script for The Interview
Just Luigi problems
Not all people are bastards.
We all have that friend.
Snowman about to get messed up.
It’s only fair…
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
Grandma with the truth bomb
so the interview went well, then?
i got you, bro
Join the conversation
did we just become best friends?
*Grabs red ranger mask from closet*
Who says men are afraid of commitment
JUST DOING MY JOB
cats know good music when they hear it
life… finds a way