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I’ll take ten yelling robots, please.

I'll take ten yelling robots, please.
One of us! One of us!
One of us! One of us!
National Park Service
National Park Service
I’m not complaining… I just can’t wait..
I’m not complaining… I just can’t wait..
The speed of time is exactly one second per second.
The speed of time is exactly one second per second.
Fresh pressed apple juice.
Fresh pressed apple juice.
This is getting saucy.
This is getting saucy.
Dieting
Dieting
EAT THIS CEREAL OR YOU’LL NEVER SEE YOUR PARENTS AGAIN
EAT THIS CEREAL OR YOU’LL NEVER SEE YOUR PARENTS AGAIN
Frodo and Legolas… it’s complicated.
Frodo and Legolas… it’s complicated.
I also have a sophisticated taste in music.
I also have a sophisticated taste in music.
As a college-educated white guy on food stamps
As a college-educated white guy on food stamps
My wife is so much better looking than me…
My wife is so much better looking than me…
My barista is deaf.
My barista is deaf.
Beware, the vacuum.
Beware, the vacuum.
It’s only twice a year…
It’s only twice a year…