Extremist optimist.

An ostrich pulled carriage being stopped by an officer in los angeles 1930

boba fett is actually pinocchio

am i phobos the moon of mars?

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

You know you’re an elder millenial if…

70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock

a real puffin trying to mimic and fit in with a fake puffin on the east coast

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

who wore it better?

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

CSI: disneyland

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

was the gasp for fear of her husband’s safety or for the possible life insurance payout?

it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald