Smile Like Nobody’s Drilling

marriage isn’t for everyone

marriage isn’t for everyone

gonna need to step outside for a second

gonna need to step outside for a second

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

esrever ygolohcysp

esrever ygolohcysp

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

popsicles

you had a good run

you had a good run

google became the thing it sought to destroy

google became the thing it sought to destroy

Clearly my dreams are better

Clearly my dreams are better

the reverse hero’s journey

the reverse hero’s journey

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

perfect casting?

perfect casting?

dinner and show

dinner and show