who can resist starch?

sorry to bother you

he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch

there’s always one over dramatic cat in the bunch

the safest way to travel my ass

and the cat never returned

this is ibs

um…….. the gills i think

Apparently this is a new email scam going around

her back must be ruined

slept through the apocalypse

and now i’m one lego set richer

never tried haggis. never want to try haggis

it’s literally just fabric

does anyone object?

what did you do jack?!?!?!?!