Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.
Heeeeeeerrrreee firshy firshy firshy…
DIY prehistoric chicken raptors.
It’s as majestic as it is practical, IMO.
Become the flower child you always wanted to be, this year. Why not? – Zoidberg, probably.
Wear a mask or go to jail, circa Cali 1918.
Blessed be the cat holders…
Changing the flag was a good start.
Canadian Healthcare, in a walnut.
Do it for the world’s largest gentleman’s club…
We are force feeding the gators meth, people.
The remix is lit.
Put your manos on me…
Reach across my lap big boi.