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Doe you have any new stories to tell?

Doe you have any new stories to tell?
I dare you to hit snooze.
I dare you to hit snooze.
Last Christmas I gave you my heart…
Last Christmas I gave you my heart…
Well…?
Well…?
Hipster or Homeless?
Hipster or Homeless?
Accurate.
Accurate.
Friend zoned.
Friend zoned.
Mind. Blown.
Mind. Blown.
Anti-joke chicken.
Anti-joke chicken.
Lumos.
Lumos.
Snapple.
Snapple.
A world without guns.
A world without guns.
Before you ask…
Before you ask…
Mystery solved.
Mystery solved.
Nerd hate.
Nerd hate.
When people say “I don’t like animals.”
When people say “I don’t like animals.”