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Bet he thinks about you sometimes too.

Bet he thinks about you sometimes too.
https://twitter.com/primawesome/status/1100117900768100352
Satin rulez.
Satin rulez.
The part-time barista.
The part-time barista.
The American dream.
The American dream.
Oh great, I left it at home!
Oh great, I left it at home!
NASA space shuttle Columbia.
NASA space shuttle Columbia.
Get paid to touch your junk.
Get paid to touch your junk.
Metal, you’re doing it right.
Metal, you’re doing it right.
Engrish.
Engrish.
I can relate.
I can relate.
Really cute story.
Really cute story.
How will people know I’m better than them?
How will people know I’m better than them?
HEYYYHEAHEYAH.
HEYYYHEAHEYAH.
Calories.
Calories.
Yep…
Yep…
Fill in the blank…
Fill in the blank…
First+rule+of+Presidents+Club%26%238230%3B
First rule of Presidents Club…
I+welcome+our+virtual+overlords.
I welcome our virtual overlords.
Disney+Census
Disney Census
Ever+wondered+what+buildings%2C+snakes%2C+aliens%2C+knives%2C+and+butts+have+in+common%26%238230%3B
Ever wondered what buildings, snakes, aliens, knives, and butts have in common…
Join the conversation
Next+time+your+friend+hands+you+his+jailbroken+iPhone%2C+upload+this+as+his+new+background+and+hand+it+back.
Next time your friend hands you his jailbroken iPhone, upload this as his new background and hand it back.
My+younger+self+would+be+so+disappointed+in+me.
My younger self would be so disappointed in me.
Shhhhhh%26%238230%3B.
Shhhhhh….
These+lumberjacks+are+a+little+too+sure+of+their+work
These lumberjacks are a little too sure of their work
It%26%238217%3Bs+that+time+of+year+again.
It’s that time of year again.
Never+stop+dreaming%21
Never stop dreaming!
Do+you+want+to+get+shot%3F
Do you want to get shot?
The+ultimate+insult+creator.
The ultimate insult creator.