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Birthday tart!

Birthday tart!
Obey the penguin of dissolusionment…
Obey the penguin of dissolusionment…
Oldest but the goldest.
Oldest but the goldest.
That is NOT the pizza cutter you’re looking for…
That is NOT the pizza cutter you’re looking for…
Everyone loves a sticker.
Everyone loves a sticker.
I think I nailed the technical interview…
I think I nailed the technical interview…
Me and my murder crew.
Me and my murder crew.
Sgt Willam Harvey Carney circa 1865.
Sgt Willam Harvey Carney circa 1865.
Weaponize your airbags.
Weaponize your airbags.
That settles it, actually.
That settles it, actually.
High adventure sun bathing.
High adventure sun bathing.
Salamander master race.
Salamander master race.
I’d celebrate, but that seems too rational.
I’d celebrate, but that seems too rational.
Nothing is sacred anymore.
Nothing is sacred anymore.
Tell him you have no business being a parent and let them both alone.
Tell him you have no business being a parent and let them both alone.
Crocodiles struggle in band class.
Crocodiles struggle in band class.
Being+spoiled+comes+at+a+price.
Being spoiled comes at a price.
Miss+USA+themes
Miss USA themes
Professor+Rekt
Professor Rekt
Those+iMessages+updates+coming+in+handy
Those iMessages updates coming in handy
Join the conversation
ISS+willing+to+take+one+for+the+team
ISS willing to take one for the team
You%26%238217%3Bre+my+best+boy
You’re my best boy
Passive+aggressive+roommate+preparing+for+Valentines+Day.
Passive aggressive roommate preparing for Valentines Day.
Obama+kickin+it+at+the+Caribbean.+He+already+looks+ten+years+younger.
Obama kickin it at the Caribbean. He already looks ten years younger.
It%26%238217%3Bs+always+a+good+time+for+Pun+Husky
It’s always a good time for Pun Husky
Trying+to+make+friends
Trying to make friends
If+I+said+what+I+thought+to+friends+and+family%2C+I+wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+have+friends+or+family.
If I said what I thought to friends and family, I wouldn’t have friends or family.
The+entire+first+chapter+of+Harry+Potter+written+under+the+stairs.
The entire first chapter of Harry Potter written under the stairs.