Phil Collins did that for you.

Phil Collins did that for you.

Clearly my dreams are better

Clearly my dreams are better

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i choose you, bowser!

i choose you, bowser!

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

how do i sign up for the class on cave bear ethics, though?

how do i sign up for the class on cave bear ethics, though?

gonna need to step outside for a second

gonna need to step outside for a second

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

marriage isn’t for everyone

marriage isn’t for everyone

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

google became the thing it sought to destroy

google became the thing it sought to destroy

esrever ygolohcysp

esrever ygolohcysp

perfect casting?

perfect casting?

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

you had a good run

you had a good run