I hope the class is pass/fail…

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

kitty prison? more like kitty paradise!

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

oh no is an understatement

pandas are the slowest creators of chaos known to humankind

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table