What more do you want from me, father?

the turtle sandwich bit back

the official outfit of middle aged dads

a very different star wars movie

we all know why we have gathered here today

how to properly cook lasagna. Just don’t ask me what temp the oven is supposed to be set to…

of all the open seats on the busses in the world, you had to sit in the one directly next to me…

officially a first row greg

Radio Shack went out of business in 2015 but their verified twitter is still very active

catch me if you can, snail. the race is on!

it’s funny how much you hate him

the summoning has begun

The season finale was meh, but eddie munson ripping “master of puppets” on his guitar in the upside down was epic

turning on the lights is not an option

do you take off all your clothes to go to the bathroom?

trying to sleep during pollen season is pointless