Retire to Hawaii, they said, it’s peaceful and wonderful, they said…

That’s not AI.

Go home, pigeon

Chef Rush: The White House Chef who Benches 700lbs, Sculpts Ice, and Decorates Cake

Thanks Dad.

Warning: This Tupperware may provoke flashbacks.

Dads only like grilling, fishing, golf and beer, right?

The real Bill Gates

Talk to your dad, please. He might listen to you.

We’re not close anymore.

Chance of rain on Tinder

Forward thinking

Should have had it sorted this time around…

If you don’t have one, it’s you.

Not interested in the slightest.

Made me s m i l e