Retire to Hawaii, they said, it’s peaceful and wonderful, they said…

Retire to Hawaii, they said, it's peaceful and wonderful, they said...

all we are is butt dust in the wind

all we are is butt dust in the wind

imagine what it will look like in another 30 years

imagine what it will look like in another 30 years

i’m in!

i mean, he’s not wrong

i mean, he’s not wrong

there’s nothing sooner than instant

there’s nothing sooner than instant

see you later

nice

fur elise

GQ cover dogs

i see what you did there

i see what you did there

now property values are gonna plummet

now property values are gonna plummet

it’s easier to eat then exercise

it’s easier to eat then exercise

refrigerator jenga

refrigerator jenga

flamin’ hot cheeto

flamin’ hot cheeto

now with clothing!

now with clothing!