he’s a virus

he's a virus

welcome to jurassic park!

welcome to jurassic park!

always start a conversation by hooking them with a fact

always start a conversation by hooking them with a fact

squirrel art

cry harder

spiders use their eyes

spiders use their eyes

always practice safe porking

always practice safe porking

this should be interesting

this should be interesting

but the bathtub isn’t always empty. take no chances

but the bathtub isn’t always empty. take no chances

gonna need to buy a whole new bed

gonna need to buy a whole new bed

stab the crab

and now he’s just committed to the bit

and now he’s just committed to the bit

challenge accepted

challenge accepted

there isn’t a big enough cringe to describe how this makes me feel

there isn’t a big enough cringe to describe how this makes me feel

dragonheart reboot idea i’d watch

dragonheart reboot idea i’d watch

you won’t like me when i’m more angry

you won’t like me when i’m more angry