cranberry juice babies

Well worn knives.

Well worn knives.

Steven Spielberg chilling with Jaws. Roundabouts 1975.

Steven Spielberg chilling with Jaws. Roundabouts 1975.

This is b-e-a-utiful.

This is b-e-a-utiful.

I guess I’m a vampire now…

I guess I’m a vampire now…

I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…

I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…

She can do better.

She can do better.

Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.

Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.

Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?

Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.

This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.

This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.

The duck is a lie.

The duck is a lie.

Boing, boing machine demands belly rubs.

Boing, boing machine demands belly rubs.

Calm down, David; We believe in us.

Calm down, David; We believe in us.

If you want to steal the Lithuanian declaration of independence, you must challenge the man in the corner.

If you want to steal the Lithuanian declaration of independence, you must challenge the man in the corner.

The new local dog park checks out.

The new local dog park checks out.