Elizabeth II, Protector of britain

You’ve just been served [relevant ads to your interests…]

I accept this challenge and look forward to my eventual demise.

You can call me Mr. T.

Remember to recharge the ones you love.

Humans are clever.

BMW pulled a sneaky one on all* of us.

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

The very first albino panda found wandering in a Chinese forest.

Not the most economical death…

It eats the seeds…

Stop hoarding the bucket…

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

I think we should see other people… – Cat, probably.