You don’t have to fly, if you don’t want to.

You don't have to fly, if you don't want to.

Tanks are cool.

Tanks are cool.

Lifehack: Pockets for everyone

Lifehack: Pockets for everyone

Mhmhm

Y’all can manage.

Y’all can manage.

Mexican or Canned?

Mexican or Canned?

Do we shake hands now?

Do we shake hands now?

What’s in your mouth, adorable baby Giraffe?!

What’s in your mouth, adorable baby Giraffe?!

Brock Turner is now the face for rape in Criminology 101 textbooks.

Brock Turner is now the face for rape in Criminology 101 textbooks.

How to analyze a bloody mess.

How to analyze a bloody mess.

Wonder if he got the slimmest coffin on the market.

Wonder if he got the slimmest coffin on the market.

Now yawn.

I’d like one lifetime membership to Scientology please.

I’d like one lifetime membership to Scientology please.

Let them die in the streets – USA, 1990

Let them die in the streets – USA, 1990

I live in a wild neighborhood.

I live in a wild neighborhood.

Experian may have done me a favor, actually…

Experian may have done me a favor, actually…