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Showed up to a party and blue myself halfway through

Showed up to a party and blue myself halfway through
and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist
and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist
undeniable facts about kevin lasagna
undeniable facts about kevin lasagna
up? down? sideways
up? down? sideways
Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together
Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together
write the next line of this story
write the next line of this story
what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?
what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?
It’s a love/hate relationship with my bank account
It’s a love/hate relationship with my bank account
you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!
you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!
this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point
this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point
owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen
owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen
just one?
just one?
how not to tell someone their std test results
how not to tell someone their std test results
you will pay for your betrayal
you will pay for your betrayal
this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty
this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty
Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?
Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?
Some+of+you+aren%26%238217%3Bt+meant+to+leave+your+homes%26%238230%3B
Some of you aren’t meant to leave your homes…
Lithuania+police+on+International+Women%26%238217%3Bs+day
Lithuania police on International Women’s day
Embrace+our+new+water+molecule+overlords%21
Embrace our new water molecule overlords!
All+hail+the+mighty+bird+%5Bor+plane%5D+in+the+sky.
All hail the mighty bird [or plane] in the sky.
Join the conversation
Not+so+fast%2C+bucko.+%26%238211%3B+Maths%2C+probably.
Not so fast, bucko. – Maths, probably.
The+Karen+stalks+her+dough%26%238230%3B
The Karen stalks her dough…
Guardian+of+the+bread.
Guardian of the bread.
Some+of+you+should+stay+in+doors.
Some of you should stay in doors.
Stay+clean+out+there.
Stay clean out there.
How+to+get+tested+for+cov-19+for+free+in+America.
How to get tested for cov-19 for free in America.
What+is+my+purrpose%3F
What is my purrpose?
Meat+the+new+cat%2C+Potato.
Meat the new cat, Potato.