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The geese are not free this year…

The geese are not free this year...
he won’t even help pay rent
he won’t even help pay rent
looks like the lasagna finally fought back
looks like the lasagna finally fought back
just a quick fling. nothing serious
just a quick fling. nothing serious
roomba butler
roomba butler
i am groot
i am groot
there’s no escaping ragnaroth
there’s no escaping ragnaroth
weapon of choice – pickle
weapon of choice – pickle
you’ve been warned
you’ve been warned
he took the game literally
he took the game literally
know what cat owners are like, i have no doubt that this really happened
know what cat owners are like, i have no doubt that this really happened
nothing is okay
nothing is okay
oh god is that really what i sound like?
oh god is that really what i sound like?
the slowest minute
the slowest minute
this is so petty and i love it
this is so petty and i love it
it’s not a cheetah, it’s the cheetah’s emotional support dog
it’s not a cheetah, it’s the cheetah’s emotional support dog
Alec+Baldwin+trolls+Trump+with+Russian+%26%238216%3BMake+America+Great+Again%26%238217%3B+cap
Alec Baldwin trolls Trump with Russian ‘Make America Great Again’ cap
My+grandparents+use+to+have+this+uncomfortably+racist+shopping+list.
My grandparents use to have this uncomfortably racist shopping list.
I+think+I+found+the+perfect+religious+self-help+book%26%238230%3B
I think I found the perfect religious self-help book…
When+my+girlfriend+suggests+we+mess+around+when+I+am+mad+at+her
When my girlfriend suggests we mess around when I am mad at her
Join the conversation
Florida+zombies
Florida zombies
Scale+model+of+our+solar+system
Scale model of our solar system
No+One+On+Tumblr+Should+Ever+Become+Parents
No One On Tumblr Should Ever Become Parents
Popping+a+frozen+soap+bubble
Popping a frozen soap bubble
You+can+hear+the+%26%238216%3BMuhuhahahahah%26%238217%3B
You can hear the ‘Muhuhahahahah’
At+least+cats+are+consistent.
At least cats are consistent.
If+people+are+talking+about+you+behind+your+back%26%238230%3B
If people are talking about you behind your back…
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+like+this+many+adjectives+before+my+%26%238216%3Bcheese+food%26%238217%3B
I don’t like this many adjectives before my ‘cheese food’