My dad shouts at me in Klingon
Boy and his friend
If Nicholas Cage were a Pokemon.
How do you hold your tea?
Mythical things that actually existed.
Possibly scariest thing to turn around and see in Target.
Winning belts in 2 seconds…
Oh you’re buffering?
Some of the best feelings in the world.
Noooo. Noooooo. No.
I like being weird.
I like that boulder…
The internet is a lot like ancient Egypt.
How I prefer getting bad news.