The necromancer should always be invited to the party.
Do not be the loser.
The pets are sick of us.
Texas aquarium shows a sloth to the dolphins.
The things we put up with for silence.
This man sells.
It’s Britney, bitch.
9/11 only killed 3,000 people, so…
Grapefruits are called grapefruits because they grow in clusters like grapes…
Ready to roll out…
You should really cough in to your elbow…
When wearing a face mask for extended periods of time. Sew a button to a headband to keep from destroying your ears. Pass it on.
Beware the tit.
This is the tank we needed.
My favorite part of a marathon…
No! I must dance!
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How my cat sees things.
Sometimes, I like to glue my spare change to my face…
Figuring life out.