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Birds are not pets.

Birds are not pets.
Disney flirting.
Disney flirting.
A fisherman’s life for me.
A fisherman’s life for me.
Boys in blue don’t appreciate my hue.
Boys in blue don’t appreciate my hue.
Utter disgust. Sheer disdain.
Utter disgust. Sheer disdain.
When you are too good at being dad
When you are too good at being dad
Got my apron for deaf covfefe night!
Got my apron for deaf covfefe night!
â‚¿ Life.
â‚¿ Life.
Keep the sea at bay.
Keep the sea at bay.
Until next time.
Until next time.
I could watch this news…
I could watch this news…
Resist contemptible people.
Resist contemptible people.
iPhone unlock buddies.
iPhone unlock buddies.
But you said it was freeeee
But you said it was freeeee
If I ever had a gun, I would want some dragons breath to go with it.
If I ever had a gun, I would want some dragons breath to go with it.
When your WD40 cap is a little tight…
When your WD40 cap is a little tight…
Why+I+know+so+much+about+being+pregnant.
Why I know so much about being pregnant.
A+penny+for+your+thoughts%26%238230%3B
A penny for your thoughts…
Hey%2C+I+just+met+you%26%238230%3B
Hey, I just met you…
Crap.
Crap.
Join the conversation
Going+to+the+store.
Going to the store.
Why+I%26%238217%3Bm+unemployed.
Why I’m unemployed.
Dwilight.
Dwilight.
I+need+a+bow.
I need a bow.
Mind+%3D%3D+Blown.
Mind == Blown.
How+I+think+I+look+in+the+water.
How I think I look in the water.
Nothing+personal%26%238230%3B
Nothing personal…
Definitions.
Definitions.