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Dad jokes are evolving

Dad jokes are evolving
find out what kind of bird you are!
find out what kind of bird you are!
and it all comes full circle in the end
and it all comes full circle in the end
the cutlass spreads the mayo
the cutlass spreads the mayo
interesting
interesting
that’s tubad
that’s tubad
i hate it
i hate it
but you also refuse to ask for help
but you also refuse to ask for help
this sounds oddly realistic
this sounds oddly realistic
i’m not good at decisions
i’m not good at decisions
wow
wow
SHE’S INTO ANESTHESIA
SHE’S INTO ANESTHESIA
the commish never forgets
the commish never forgets
i guess incubus goes on a forever loop then
i guess incubus goes on a forever loop then
once seen…
once seen…
i’m going somewhere else
i’m going somewhere else
Not+all+heroes+wear+capes.+Some+simply+produce+the+capes.
Not all heroes wear capes. Some simply produce the capes.
Hey+bartender+hit+me+with+a+double%26%238230%3B
Hey bartender hit me with a double…
Sleep+sweet%2C+you+ruddy+bastard.
Sleep sweet, you ruddy bastard.
%2Asends+him+more+money%2A+%26%238211%3B+Somebody%26%238217%3Bs+gran%2C+probably.
*sends him more money* – Somebody’s gran, probably.
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It%26%238217%3Bs+really+not+that+hard%2C+guys
It’s really not that hard, guys
The+burden+of+wisdom.
The burden of wisdom.
A+girl+and+her+cat%2C+England%2C+WWII.%2C+circish+1940
A girl and her cat, England, WWII., circish 1940
LET%26%238217%3BS+DO+THIS
LET’S DO THIS
You+can+milk+anything+with+silk+sacks%26%238230%3B+Focker.
You can milk anything with silk sacks… Focker.
That+didn%26%238217%3Bt+really+%5Bpersonal%5D+pan+out+for+him%2C+did+it%3F
That didn’t really [personal] pan out for him, did it?
Free.+Will+deliver.
Free. Will deliver.
I+could+embroider+this+poetry.
I could embroider this poetry.