Its hard working at mcdonalds right now

Its hard working at mcdonalds right now

royale burrito with cheese

royale burrito with cheese

this is how i became the fun uncle

this is how i became the fun uncle

well that escalated quickly

well that escalated quickly

but unlike in a video game you can’t start the level over

but unlike in a video game you can’t start the level over

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

algebra is like onion pie

algebra is like onion pie

the more you drink, the more political you get

the more you drink, the more political you get

bring back the cats!

bring back the cats!

he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off

he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off

fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same

fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same

thanks for the reminder, ikea…

thanks for the reminder, ikea…

the power of positive affirmations

the power of positive affirmations

spotify wrapped memes because we’re all about to find out how depressed we were based on the music we listened to this year!

spotify wrapped memes because we’re all about to find out how depressed we were based on the music we listened to this year!

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

this is my emotional support steak

this is my emotional support steak