Damn you smell bad…

Oh… yeah that makes more sense.

Cooper spends very happy days with his human friend.

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

I could read here.

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.

Start clowning around.

I don’t know what to feel about this.

Pregnancy tests are hard.

I don’t believe you.

Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

Married life.

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07

A wholesome experience meeting JAY Z