Feeling Lucky?

dangit brain, just be consistent!

My son is a derp.
My son is a derp.
What drugs are like.
What drugs are like.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Riding a horse across a frozen lake in the Pamir mountains.
Riding a horse across a frozen lake in the Pamir mountains.
God… is a ninja!
God… is a ninja!
A fight is going on inside me.
A fight is going on inside me.
My Christmas list this year.
My Christmas list this year.
My social preference.
My social preference.
Please?
Please?
Personality Type Tombstones
Personality Type Tombstones
Couldn’t decide.
Couldn’t decide.
Meine wassermelone.
Meine wassermelone.
He’s a dreamer.
He’s a dreamer.
You can hear it in their voice…
You can hear it in their voice…
R2-D2 street art.
R2-D2 street art.
His+union+is+livid%2C+probably.
His union is livid, probably.
So+anyway%2C+I+started+eating.
So anyway, I started eating.
Medieval+artists+never+saw+gato+IRL
Medieval artists never saw gato IRL
There+is+a+time+and+a+place%26%238230%3B
There is a time and a place…
Join the conversation
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+trust+you%2C+Phyllis.
I don’t trust you, Phyllis.
Hold+your+tongue%2C+Jimmy.
Hold your tongue, Jimmy.
May+may%26%238217%3Bs+through+the+ages.
May may’s through the ages.
Buck+up%2C+Suzy.
Buck up, Suzy.
Hot+bean+water.
Hot bean water.
Well+protected+Mercedes.
Well protected Mercedes.
Anywho%2C+here%26%238217%3Bs+a+pope+toter%26%238230%3B
Anywho, here’s a pope toter…
Love+thy+neighbor.
Love thy neighbor.