This kills the dad.
We call it love.
Am I the only one?
Kit Kat lasagna.
Looks like that worked out for you.
Adorable little serial killers.
We shared a moment.
Terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
Finally somebody found the use of it.
Can Freddy go out to play?
Portrait of Mars Rover Curiosity… who took this picture?
There are no dumb questions.
Horses eat a lot, for starters…
Putting the A in AI.
Don’t look directly into my third eye.
The Rock casually strolling through Hong Kong after leg day.
Join the conversation
I like an occasional squab forcemeat.
When your wife is actually garbage.
I don’t prank well…
He’s not wrong.
Water vs alcohol
Do you even meow?
It’s real in my heart.