Just a liiiiittle closer…

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!

there’s a reason fans follow my page

there’s a reason fans follow my page

jurassic park holiday special

jurassic park holiday special

all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety

all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety

this dolphin has had enough of your bs

this dolphin has had enough of your bs

you now the documentary is going to be good when this happens

you now the documentary is going to be good when this happens

this guy gets it

this guy gets it

be your own worst enemy

be your own worst enemy

Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul

Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul

the dream life

the more you drink, the more political you get

the more you drink, the more political you get

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

the simple dog life

the simple dog life

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

may the comedic force be with you

may the comedic force be with you